The Regret Sack | Fanny Pack | Body Bag | Belly Bag
THE REGRET SACK Fanny Pack
Carry your baggage. Emotionally and physically.
Tired of lugging around the crushing weight of your poor life choices with nothing to put your keys in? Introducing THE REGRET SACK—a fanny pack designed to hold your essentials, bad decisions, and that one granola bar you left in your car for three months that now smells like ass.
Sleek. Secure. Slightly judgmental. This isn’t your dad’s fanny pack, but it might be your mom's.
Perfect for festivals, hikes, awkward Grindr dates, and pretending you have your life together at the airport. Whether you're running errands or running from commitment, THE REGRET SACK has your back. (Technically your front, but let's not get bogged down in semantics.)
Buy it. Strap it on. Pretend it’s all okay.
100% Polyester
This extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Zipper closure
The bag has three pockets with durable zipper closures for easy access and safe storing
Adjustable strap
Adjustable strap with a clip to fit any waist while laying flat against the body
Vibrant colors
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs
Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry..
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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